This is why he makes all those sacrifices, like only eating unglazed donuts and tanning with baby oil and iodine. It's so he'll look his ring tanned best when he wins yet another championship belt.
These belts are the real reason Masked Dad could never work in an office. Why work hard 50 or so hours a week and only get a piece of paper that says "Employee of the Month," when you can work hard 5 hours a week and get a shiny piece of waist bling? Well, the waist bling reason and the ladies reason. Chicks seem to want to date wrestlers more than they want to date bookkeepers.
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